CUTE MISHA IS CUTE.
Is it bad that I imagined this was a photoset of Misha as a college professor?
Watch These 4 Girls Destroy The Female Stereotype Like The Monsters They Are
These four amazing girls from the DC Youth Slam Team give new meaning to the word “monster” just in time for Halloween. Tell ‘em girls.
I’m doing an experiment
I love this guy.
Oliver Sykes and Lee Malia
and takes a moment to assess the sin she's paid for
|me:||that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.|
|me:||yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.|
|me:||why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?|
|me:||i'ma read the back of this.|
|me:||lather, rinse, repeat?|
|me:||why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?|
|me:||hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.|
|me:||if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?|
|me:||but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.|
|me:||did i already wash my hair?|
|me:||i think i did but i don't remember.|
|me:||i'ma do it again.|
|me:||FUCK I REPEATED.|
|me:||well played, pantene pro-v.|
|me:||i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.|
|me:||i bet it's awkward.|
|me:||i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.|
|me:||okay time to get out.|
|me:||where the fuck is my towel.|